Well Hello! You wouldn't happen to know what time it is, would you? You see, I haven't known the time since 1973 and it does drive a fellow bonkers after almost thirty years of knowing exactly what the time it was. 1973, that's when I came here. Not a whole lot of watches to hang onto, you know? I'm a leather and brass watch fob that proudly states, "Lethbridge, Alta. Million Dollar Viaduct Length 1 Mile 47 Feet Height 307 Feet." Pretty nifty, eh? But seriously, what time is it?