Bonjour!
I'm not your usual artifact, you know! I was made in 1905 and am I special!
I'm truly Canadian, eh? Oh. My name is B. Suit, but you can just call
me B. I might be small in size, but wow did I have some fun in my time!
I'm a brown and red and white striped, button up, men's bathing suit!
I retired from my swimming career in the late 1960s, yellowed with age,
but with some real good swimmin' hole stories! You should just hear
about all the diving and racin' and paddling I did!